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    El Tim
  1. What is your in game name moonhowler? You probably applied to join during a war season when we generally don’t accept people. The alliance is open at other times. I will amend the opening post to show that.
  2. Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish
  3. Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
  4. Q: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? A: It raises their spirits
  5. I’ve come across this 4 times now, including the current war. They dump players at the start, shield up the one or two remaining and they win. Infact in the last three wars they have taken first or second place because of this. its an exploit that’s becoming more common from what I’ve seen. Flare need to do something about it.
  6. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
  7. Man walks into a bar in the west of Ireland and says to the barman: "Which is the quickest way to Ballymac ?" Barman: "Are you walking or do you have a car ?" Man: "I have a car" Barman:" Ah well then, that´s the quickest way !"
  8. We just had a great war result with everyone working well as a team. If you want to be a part of KrisTyN for the next war then PM me.
  9. A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under one arm. The man says, “Beer, please, and one for the road.”
  10. 3 Men are stranded on a Desert island for years, one day they find a a magic lamp, they rub it and a genie comes out and offers them each one wish. The first man says " I miss my family i just want to go home" "So I wish to be back home" The genie nods his head and Poof the first man is gone. The second man says "I Want to be a Rich Famous actor in LA" The genie nods his head again and Poof the second man is gone The genie looks to the third man and says "what do you desire?" The Third man says " I Like being on the island But its going to get lonely all by myself" "I Wish for my friends back"
  11. I like the idea of the new scream button but I think Its far too busy with too many colours and gradients. I agree that scream cool down is harder to see now too so maybe the sizes need a tweak.
  12. Thanks for nerfing Blacksmith

    And the 'how not to handle things after you realise you've made a bit of a fool of yourself award' goes to......
  13. Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.