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Thanks folks! Its fun looking for jokes that amuse me, I'm glad they amuse some of you too.

 

18 hours ago, William22 said:

What is your IGN? I see we're on the same map.

Its El Tim William, I can't seem to find you though?

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6 hours ago, eltim said:

Thanks folks! Its fun looking for jokes that amuse me, I'm glad they amuse some of you too.

 

Its El Tim William, I can't seem to find you though?

Sorry I was wrong on the name.😀

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On 8/3/2017 at 8:57 AM, NickMurphy said:

I am currently a 44 and and my alliance is my guild is rampant with desertions because of poor leadership. Would like to join a solid, friendly team. :)

 

I am now a 52. Please send me an i

 

On 8/3/2017 at 8:57 AM, NickMurphy said:

I am currently a 44 and and my alliance is my guild is rampant with desertions because of poor leadership. Would like to join a solid, friendly team. :)

 

Please invite to join you. Thank you. 

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Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his father cooked dinner.

Little Johnny stopped the train and said, ''All you damn a**holes who want to get off, get the hell off. All those who want to get on, get the hell on!''

''Little Johnny!'' exclaimed his father. ''I can't believe you are using that language! You should be ashamed of yourself! I want you to go to your room and don't come back until you have thought about what you've done!''

So Little Johnny goes to his room and comes back an hour or so later.

He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops it he says, ''All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to get on, you may now also get on. And as for those of you who have a problem with the hour delay, talk to the a**hole in the kitchen!''

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53 minutes ago, eltim said:

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

A: Their middle names.

LOL the

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3 Men are stranded on a Desert island for years, one day they find a a magic lamp, they rub it and a genie comes out and offers them each one wish.
The first man says " I miss my family i just want to go home" "So I wish to be back home"  
The genie nods his head and Poof the first man is gone.
The second man says "I Want to be a Rich Famous actor in LA"
The genie nods his head again and Poof the second man is gone
The genie looks to the third man and says "what do you desire?"
The Third man says " I Like being on the island But its going to get lonely all by myself" "I Wish for my friends back"

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Man walks into a bar in the west of Ireland and says to the barman: "Which is the quickest way to Ballymac ?"
Barman: "Are you walking or do you have a car ?"
Man: "I have a car"
Barman:" Ah well then, that´s the quickest way !"

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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

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16 hours ago, eltim said:

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

What a cat-astrophe.

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