Okay, Fii, thought I might save you some trouble, I offer you this rant and rave:
NORTH ALLIANCE SUCKS! Worst alliance ever! Not even Top 10, maybe not even Top 100! 4th place this time, without Apoc in the war! NORTH SUCKS!
The only thing that could save them is to make Adju the Leader, but chances are that would only make them commit seppuku/harikari on a barbecue kabob pole!
So stop the pretending that North is anywhere near awesome.
The best comparison to make with North is the world’s best vacuum cleaner, because both suck the most!
North is so terrible, even Ivan the Terrible in his fits of madness feels bad for them.
ISIS doesn’t even want to bomb North Alliance because North Alliance is already a wasteland.
North Alliance ought to go into the cheese-making business and make some overripe brie because they already stink so bad!
That said, the only thing… the only thing… THE ONLY THING… that’s worse than North Alliance is…
… the bunch of cheaters known as Roaring Lions.
Bugs and fishes,