I, Blookie Bloo (IGN: Adjudicator), have long been locked up in the Tower of HUNS. King Budakalasz shackled me to a tiny cell and ordered me to make everyone laugh! And make them laugh I did for 4 LONG months. I said to King Buda, “Release me, so I can explore the RR2 countryside and come back with more jokes!” Begrudgingly, King Buda set me free, but warned me that if I were to ever expose the video of him dancing in a leotard, he had an even worse video of me (more on this later)!
First, I stopped by C.I.A. I reunited with my good friend, Gypsy Rose, who gained instant fame through The Ballad of Gypsy Rose. Because we HUNS are so poor and cannot afford exotic boosts as we level up, the wonderful Rose activated elite wolf for me to try out that magical combo of elite mummy/archer/wolf. So generous! If you want to meet the classiest player in all RR2 land, you can find her right there in C.I.A.
Next, I stopped by Philippines Warriors. A general there, SuperMOA88 was AMAZING! He opens his day saying, “I declare blessings upon you all today!” That’s what they wake up to everyday! How awesome is that? And when I left, he said, “God bless you as you sew a seed of greatness. Let My Lord return a huge harvest to you.” What an outlook on life! I can’t think of a more inspired player. I tried to get him to visit the HUNS for just a day, but his loyalty to PW couldn’t be broken. That’s pure goodness right there.
Finally, I stopped by Solidarity. Immediately I could see why they’ve been so wildly successful: Dr. Tuppa is a driven Leader. He’s soaking in a competitive spirit and is an insufferable optimist. He knows what it takes to stay on top. And their bases! Way to intimidate the new guy, Solidarity! Who do you guys think you are? You guys are all Budakalasz with your top bases! J I tried out elite wolf/mummy/archer there… yep… 7% raids.
Ultimately, though, I missed the HUNS. I set out on my journey thinking of staying at another alliance for a while. And I really, really, really wanted to try out a top 15 alliance and stay for a while. Dr. Tuppa was so gracious in his conversation, knowing that I was already missing my HUNS clan. And I really missed the HUNS family, even after 1 day. We have The Rujubuzugu Show starring rudrA, Adju (me), Buda, Katzu, and Hillfigure. It’s pure entertainment around the clock. It’s the most absurd and nonstop laughter. Ultimately, this game is a social one for me, and HUNS is the place where we get our humor groove going.
Oh, and Us vs Them declined me outright! Lol. Way to go, UvT, missing out on The Great Adju! (jk! Shout out to Horkos!!!).